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Alexis. 20. Musician. I am a mess of contradictions, balled up into a girl that is too big for her body. |
“tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.” Ricky’s gonna have a very smooth sailin’ married life ahead of him haha
when is it okay to kiss someone?
“when they’re rich”
you go pam, four for you.
my favorite is “you might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.”
(Source: devoureth, via itscauseyoureafuckinelf)
LOLOLOL HOW CUTE:D
LOL @ the ‘what would you do on a first date that was turning sour’
SO just remember. If your wife looks like a truck just tell her she’s perfect.
Man kids are perceptive